A feather duster or what the English politicians are up to (for Enghish speaking people).

Please, read the English newspapers, Times , Independent , Guardian. I guess The Sun too, and all cults and gorgeous pamphlets. They do not talk so much about Bale, they write about Gibraltar. They feel bad, upset, problems with the digestion, and that's good. You can not trust the English. That farce about being allies and friends, it is what it is. They do not like being told anything different that their own interpretation. Especially if you say it in English and they understand it.

They do not like Bale wants to play in Madrid, like Beckham, or anyone who loves football and knows this Chamartín world. But Gibraltar is not football, it's sad, and without solution because the sons of Great Britain are acting as usual, and they will do it forever.

Our position: Be respectful to the law, commitments, stay, be serious, firm, and not to yield.

The Times dares to give history lessons drawn from Wikipedia. Independent starts talking with the Mayor of London. They resort to old topics, take Franco from the grave; the Inquisition and other ancient issues and they do not mention the English king who was lucky to love a divorced woman and passing the buck to his brother, because he sympathized much with not a very exemplary European regime. What a shame! Just talking about events of the same time What ability to hide or manipulate like, Jack the Ripper Case!

The government of her gracious majesty is funny. They threat with legal actions. Well that's what the law is all about, what law? International? If they respect it, naturally, because otherwise it will not work. There are great examples by the island governments in history doing what they pleased. Of course always gracious and funny, very funny indeed.

They are also threatening. Unprecedented actions will be taken! an usual reaction ( Standard Routines they would say) intoxicating, they have experts in the field. Maybe it's a problem of language or accent, not be born in a house of ... Britains.

Spanish measures are disproportionate they say. But what the British do is always fair and proportionate. Who are they trying to convince?

They slide the presence of what experts call "the  Fleet", " Thousands of Royal Navy personnel ! "

A Task Group, which the Americans do not sent to sea to do something important. The Royal Navy is nothing and they know it. Now it seems that it is a force of great naval power projection (?). The land must be logistically taken by the Royal Marines, at the port "manufactured at their will", and assist in the gate to accelerate the control of all the legal irregularities which enjoying that piece of land; ceded in perpetuity to his gracious majesty and growing, growing, growing and as new English miracle.

To me those English citizens are not funny at all.